(Source: fashioneasthalifax, via jordlovesfashion)
Bugs
"Aren't you scared to eat here?"
"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."
(Source: famescary)
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Clair Huxtable sets Elvin straight.
i just require this on my blog in every form i see it in
This woman is my role model. I want to be her when I grow up.
(via broodingdaisies)
Whatever we say, we’re always talking about ourselves.
—Alison Bechdel (via austinkleon)
(via austinkleon)
I heard there was this new girl coming in from Groundlings. I thought, ‘I’ll help her out, show her around.’ I remember her first table read. I wrote this Vincent Price sketch and she proceeded to do a spot-on Judy Garland …. Immediately, it was like, oh … she’s better than all of us. She’s Michael Jordan. She’s gonna be running the place.
—Bill Hader on Kristen Wiig (via heytinafey)
(Source: eriksens, via heytinafey)
For some reason not yet determined, I am not married to Wes Anderson and we don’t have a 3-year-old twin boys that dress exclusively in thrifted 70’s corduroy suits. Weird, huh?
(Source: bbodysnatchers, via sabastooge)
seriously though i’m a strong lady whether i’m weeping into my ice cream or punching your stupid dick off
you don’t get to decide that from your ivory penis tower of strength
(Source: liquidiousfleshbag, via moonbrains)
Self-awareness
is deciding to eat your hot dogs BEFORE you start the documentary on cannibalistic serial killers, because you know half way through you will not be able to put that kind of shit in your pie-hole.
(I’m also eating spaghettios. I’m pretty much already one of them, I think).
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