February 2012
29 posts
moonbrains:
kirsten dunst’s boobs are the apples of my eye
“We are like roses that have never bothered to
bloom when we should have bloomed...”
– Finish, Charles Bukoswki (via lifeinpoetry)
“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via soulofawomanwascreatedbelow)
“She writes like she’s starving and reads like she’s feasting.”
– R.D. Larson (via booksandnerds)
I fully believe that this transcends my irritation...
But I just need to say that if her character on New Girl (yeah, I watch it, I’m a high-functioning hypocrite and have been for years) existed in real life, I would buy the biggest and most expensive goose I could find - Scrooge style - and hit her in the face with it so hard polka dots and bows and unicorns would come out her ears. I want to say something about how the creation of the most...
Cure for the grumpies:
Step One - Pour a glass of wine
Step Two - Make a double-decker grilled cheese sandwich
Step Three - Bid adieu to the grumpies
Still rocking a cold and roots that haven't been...
Getting up at 6 a.m. to model an outfit from my store on the local news, standing next to two girls who are legitimately beautiful in real life. I’d better fucking get paid for this nightmare-come-true.
I think “starve a cold, feed a fever” is probably bullshit, so I’m going to stuff my face full of everything I have in order to become so full there is no more room for mucus or cold germs in my body. This is how science works. It is also how to become a happier, more stable person. Out with the cold, in with the brownies.
“Today I literally saw this cute boy and dug a book out of my bag just in case he...”
– Cameron Christopher: my love, my life, myself.
Maggie Fife:
Tired After a 12hr Shift (8 of which were spent trying not to kill a coworker) & World’s Biggest Creep.
January 2012
101 posts
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian)
I love that book, and I lost my copy when I moved! I knew this sounded familiar.
(via kateordie)
Is it in Lily Tomlin’s contracts that she must sport devilish sideburns in any role she agrees to play?
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If I were to meet and inevitably fall in love with Benedict Cumberbatch I would definitely have his children so they could inherit those cheekbones. And though I would not marry him and I obviously don’t believe in taking a man’s last name (because I have, at the very least, one shred of self-respect as a human), I would consider stealing his name - and by that I mean ENTIRE name,...
People I found out were British today:
Andrew Garfield (born in LA, raised in England, HAS A BRITISH ACCENT?!)
Kate Winslet (- I’m probably an idiot for this one)
Thursday, January 26th
Sometimes when I get really down I sit still for way too long and unintentionally convince myself I can’t move. That something has gone wrong in my brain causing a psychosomatic paralysis from my eyeballs down, and there is nothing I can do physically to overcome it. The only cure is to round up my thoughts and force them in a very different and very positive direction, picking off the...
I can't be trusted to be a good judge of...
Anyone who can make me laugh is allowed free reign to do whatever they damn well please.
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert sits down with Where the Wild Things Are author and affable crank Maurice Sendak to discuss a potential Where the Wild Things sequel among other penises.
Part 2 airs tonight.
[ccinsider.]
Watchcameronchristopher:
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vneckandacardigan:popculturebrain:
‘30 Rock’ Unleashes ‘Shit Liz Lemon Says’ | THR
Smart smart smart.
the only “Shit _____ Say” really worth watching
…i think i’m liz lemon
im in love with a video.
Maggie, “Somebody bring me some haaaammmm” makes me think of you so hard. I’m pretty sure you sing like that to Minnie. But...
“life will break you. nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t...”
– (via nickross)
