February 2012
56 posts
I'll never forget the day she asked me why I...
Whenever one of my old friends from high school gets engaged or married (which is happening so very rapidly) I get “Independent Women” stuck in my head. At this point it is completely subconscious: I woke up singing “the rock I’m rocking - I bought it” and couldn’t figure out why until I got on Facebook. Then I remembered a girl with whom I used to have...
I’m going to post one million pictures of waves. You’ve been warned, it’s that point in the winter.
“You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people....”
– Liz Lemon in 30 Rock (via gorimbaud)
“Trying to explain privilege to some people can sort of be like trying to explain...”
– Molly Lambert
I didn’t read this when it was originally posted, but, I revisited it today and came away with one thing: Molly Lambert is best.
(via luxuriousvulgarity)
“April 27. Incapable of living with people, of speaking. Complete immersion in...”
– From The Diaries of Franz Kafka (via amour-noir)
“I was surprised, as always, at how easy the act of leaving was, and how good it...”
– Jack Kerouac, On the Road, The Original Scroll (via honeyforthehomeless)
"Mr. Cody, hook me up wit a glue stick… I'mma cut...
If you don’t follow this tumblr, I’ll give you a little context: This guy leads nature hikes for inner-city kids and writes down the stuff they say. Pure gold.
Too Young to Be Super: Dear Samsung and Netflix: →
brooding-daisies:
kaiserkassiealso:
I’m not going to call you. I’m not going to get my phone and contact a customer service representative and bitch at them about how the Blu Ray player I just bought is supposed to be playing Netflix but its not and I’m getting fucking pissed about it. I’ve read the message boards. Clearly other people are upset about this as well, and the last thing your...
moonbrains:
kirsten dunst’s boobs are the apples of my eye
“We are like roses that have never bothered to
bloom when we should have bloomed...”
– Finish, Charles Bukoswki (via lifeinpoetry)
“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via soulofawomanwascreatedbelow)
“She writes like she’s starving and reads like she’s feasting.”
– R.D. Larson (via booksandnerds)
I fully believe that this transcends my irritation...
But I just need to say that if her character on New Girl (yeah, I watch it, I’m a high-functioning hypocrite and have been for years) existed in real life, I would buy the biggest and most expensive goose I could find - Scrooge style - and hit her in the face with it so hard polka dots and bows and unicorns would come out her ears. I want to say something about how the creation of the most...
Cure for the grumpies:
Step One - Pour a glass of wine
Step Two - Make a double-decker grilled cheese sandwich
Step Three - Bid adieu to the grumpies
Still rocking a cold and roots that haven't been...
Getting up at 6 a.m. to model an outfit from my store on the local news, standing next to two girls who are legitimately beautiful in real life. I’d better fucking get paid for this nightmare-come-true.
I think “starve a cold, feed a fever” is probably bullshit, so I’m going to stuff my face full of everything I have in order to become so full there is no more room for mucus or cold germs in my body. This is how science works. It is also how to become a happier, more stable person. Out with the cold, in with the brownies.
“Today I literally saw this cute boy and dug a book out of my bag just in case he...”
– Cameron Christopher: my love, my life, myself.
