January 2012
94 posts
Is it in Lily Tomlin’s contracts that she must sport devilish sideburns in any role she agrees to play?
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If I were to meet and inevitably fall in love with Benedict Cumberbatch I would definitely have his children so they could inherit those cheekbones. And though I would not marry him and I obviously don’t believe in taking a man’s last name (because I have, at the very least, one shred of self-respect as a human), I would consider stealing his name - and by that I mean ENTIRE name,...
People I found out were British today:
Andrew Garfield (born in LA, raised in England, HAS A BRITISH ACCENT?!)
Kate Winslet (- I’m probably an idiot for this one)
Thursday, January 26th
Sometimes when I get really down I sit still for way too long and unintentionally convince myself I can’t move. That something has gone wrong in my brain causing a psychosomatic paralysis from my eyeballs down, and there is nothing I can do physically to overcome it. The only cure is to round up my thoughts and force them in a very different and very positive direction, picking off the...
I can't be trusted to be a good judge of...
Anyone who can make me laugh is allowed free reign to do whatever they damn well please.
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Stephen Colbert sits down with Where the Wild Things Are author and affable crank Maurice Sendak to discuss a potential Where the Wild Things sequel among other penises.
Part 2 airs tonight.
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‘30 Rock’ Unleashes ‘Shit Liz Lemon Says’ | THR
Smart smart smart.
the only “Shit _____ Say” really worth watching
…i think i’m liz lemon
im in love with a video.
Maggie, “Somebody bring me some haaaammmm” makes me think of you so hard. I’m pretty sure you sing like that to Minnie. But...
“life will break you. nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t...”
– (via nickross)
“The capacity to be alone is the capacity to love. It may look paradoxical to...”
– Osho (via wewillbeok)
I want to tell so many people this.
I have 146 different kinds of rage and sometimes I...
Instead of having sex did you know you can just scream at the top of your lungs in your car? It works.
“The next life has more oxygen in it and classical lines, it is set lower into...”
– Hugh Behm-Steinberg, Fireflies (via grammatolatry)
“I’ve learned to live with rage. In some ways, it’s my rage that keeps me going....”
– Etta James, in her autobiography, Rage To Survive (RIP)
“I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple...”
– John Green (via imathinkernotatalker)
lonely old lady problems
my cat won’t stop knocking over my humidifyer
A conundrum of gigantic proportions
I have to pee (most likely from the 4 giant glasses of wine I drank at champion speeds) but I just painted my nails really superbly and the risk of wiping is more threatening than the risk of peeing on my couch.
Oh my god I don’t want to read this tomorrow and be embarrassed.
Let me paint a picture for you:
Saturday night, at the mall. I work in a mall. No I am not proud of this fact. I only get 30 minutes for dinner and it takes about 15 to walk to the food court (god, food courts), so I’m speeding along with Sbarro in hand audibly sighing and clenching my fists whenever a slow-ass family decides to take up the entire hallway. As I hurry around some snarky tweenaged girls who are yelling...
I am paralyzingly irritable right now. Like, want-to-mail-anthrax-to-the-entire-world-irritable, so when you mass text me bragging about your grades for the first semester of law school don’t take it too personally* when I throw my phone at the wall** instead of responding supportively.
*Though you might want to take it a little personally.
**Not an exaggeration.